I Have and I Have Almost

• I have married a man who is 6 years older than me.
• I have given birth to 2 girls naturally: one 10 lbs. 2 oz. the other 9 lbs. 4 oz.
• I have allergies.
• I have almost left the house without a bra on....on accident.
• I have gotten 1 speeding ticket in my life. (Knock on wood.)
• I have a degree in Psychology.
• I have a tendency to laugh at my own jokes.
• I have acquired a snorting sound when I laugh.
• I have shrunk a lot of Chris' clothes in the dryer.
• I have slowly learned how to cook.
• I have opened food while at the grocery store for my kids to eat while I quickly get my list done.
• I have almost went to the "free cookie" counter twice while shopping.  (for my kids, of course!)
• I have almost learned how to argue without calling names.
• I have been to Belize.
• I have come to love Tivo!
• I have a love for Culvers.
• I have come to appreciate the library.
• I have found a band-aid in my french fries from McDonalds.  (We received a small settlement in that deal.)
• I have biffed it in front of the entire student body @ Jefferson High School @ a pepfest in my cheerleading uniform.
• I have come to love Charlie and Lola.
• I have big feet.
• I have worn my slippers grocery shopping....on accident.
• I have an IPhone.
• I have starting painting my nails this past year.
• I have almost finished Laney's baby scrapbook.  She's four now.
• I have an obsession with socks.
• I have run after my 2 year old in the mall, grocery store, target, the street, church, pretty much everywhere.  I am THAT mom.
• I have developed a love for coffee.
• I have almost been able to take it black.
• I have wonderful parents and in-laws.
• I have a minivan and love it.
• I have finished my kids meals on a regular basis.